I don’t think my dad would give me away to a man who wasn’t wearing a kilt, which is unfortunate, because I would definitely marry Baptiste in his gold Chanel ensemble.

Hello lover. (Taken with instagram)

Low profile.

EYES: Wow, how disappointing was the finale of Lip Service?! What a total borefest! I can not cope with the idea of Sam and Lexy. They just wouldn’t happen in real life. For a start, Sam was the little spoon when they were lying bed! I was so bored I actually missed Frankie, and her awkward shuffling shtick has always bugged me. Sadie is by far the best character and I really hope she finds a better, hotter babe to make her happy.

EARS: LOVE KILLER by Cheryl. I can’t remember where I read it, but I definitely saw a review somewhere that said “Call My Name” was not even the highlight of her new album. I can’t wait for this record, I need a new amazing pop album in my life. I’ve also been listening to A$AP ROCKY and obsessing over Electra Heart by Marina and the Diamonds. I’ve always liked her; the first time Violet ever laughed was when I was singing a Marina song to her.

NOSE: This week, I smell dreamy as always, thanks to the half-used bottle of Jo Malone Red Roses I found abandoned in the bottom of an old handbag. It’s not the most summery fragrance I own, but it’s a sparkly rose scent that’s greener than Dolce & Gabbana Rose The One, Lancôme’s Trésor Midnight Rose or the Paul Smith one.

MOUTH: Gazpacho is a gift from God. I also had my first ever frappuccino this week, which was followed by my second ever and third ever frappuccinos on the subsequent crazy-hot days.

HANDS: I wish I could say I’d done anything productive recently, but other than a couple of short shifts in the quietest shoe shop in the world, I’ve mainly been blowing my nose and coughing. Violet and I were both too ill to go to the zoo last week, and I haven’t got round to rescheduling. We made the most of the sunshine though and my shoulders went pink for at least half an hour.

WEARING: This week I have been wearing a lemon yellow waffle-knit jumper with rainbow marl from Topshop, my medium golden blonde Hersheson’s hair bow and an assortment of pyjamas. I also made the unprecedented move into silver glitter topcoat nail polish.

Born this way,

Hetty

A.P.C buttons holding up my Topshop sleeves. #cutie (Taken with instagram)

♡ A NATIONAL TREASURE ♡

Current all-consuming Tumblr obsession, obviously.

The sun is gone but I still have my sunshine. (Taken with instagram)

Check my credentials.

And this was me on my wedding day.